we really do need a 20 foot wall on the border

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27407564/

This is truly a fantastic story.

If I had a dollar for every time someone said "I wish I had a nickel for every time _______ happened," I’d be a lot fucking richer than those idiots.

my life's calling

is it too late in life to quit everything i'm going and become a video game tester? i think i missed my calling with this whole finance thing...

Spell "I cup"

What fricking moron designed the modern day urinal? Anyone who understands even the simplest aspects of physics understands that if you shoot something at a flat, vertical surface it is extremely likely that it will shoot right back at you. Why isn't the back of the urinal angled away from you (from top to bottom) so that it shoots DOWN instead of right back out of the urinal???

for those days when there isn't enough change between the seats

thanks to EBell for finding this one

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27167122/?GT1=43001

There's always next year

Appanently nobody told this guy about next year...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/cubs/chi-talk-cubs-auction-newoct08,0,6835728.story

And although this year's awful playoffs (just like last years) were painful, at least on a positive note all those old folks in Chicago will probably live another year to see if next year is the year.

I wonder if gullible jokes have changed with the times. You remember the old ones right, where you'd say something like "hey did you know the word gullible isn't in the dictionary?" and the poor idiot who hadn't heard the joke yet would actually look.

I'm thinking nowadays kids are getting more inventive. Like "hey did you know that the word gullible is written on top of the Sears Tower if you look it up on google earth?"


Do you ever think of something then wonder why the hell you thought of it... yup. This was one of those.